Chocolate Ninja

Lover of all things chocolate, homocidal, beloved/feared forum member

Birthday: May 25

Member Since: December 27, 2002

Job: Private Assistant/Body Guard to Shinku-san; Second wave member of The Warriors of the Ancestors.

Location: Freezing my ass off in Suburbia, USA

Quote:"The one true Path is chocolate."

Since Shinku-san's rise to power after defeating his father for rights to the company, and shortly after the holocaust that either killed or banished everyone but Shinku-san and Ninja Gamer, It was determined that a special agent, ranking above the corporate heads, above even the vaunted members of the Royal Crown Library, would be needed. A demon, as it was so be termed, one to lurk in the shadows and mercilessly slaughter anyone with even the most transparent association with the corporation's enemies. Thus, the Chocolate Ninja. An assassin so dark and bitter her methods for termination became the codename she bears.

The circumstances behind Chocolate Ninja's early years are unknown. She was accosted by agents of Shinku-san at an early age, and trained from that point on to become the Chocolate Ninja. Born Tobiasiana "Toby" Lerone, She was educated in a martial art so unpredictable and potentially destructive, that The Shinku-san Corporation could never risk teaching it to more than one person at a time. The art was that of chocolate manipulation; the capacity to turn bars of chocolate into literally anything she willed, requiring nothing but physical contact with said chocolate. Chocolate Ninja's gi and weapons are all made of normal chocolate, turned deadly by her special power. In her hands, a simple candy bar becomes a bludgeon, knife, grappling hook, or shuko. The only limit to the skills Chocolate Ninja was taught are those of her imagination, and direct contact with the chocolate.

As time went by, Chocolate Ninja faded in and out of the eye of The Shinku-san Corporation's employee roster, disappearing for months or years even, to carry out executions. In the sense of hierarchy, Chocolate Ninja ranks just below Ninja Gamer, and is third in command to the reins of power.

Only one mission is noteworthy amongst the countless innocent and guilty left dead at the hands of the Chocolate Ninja. Early in her career, Chocolate Ninja was paired with Ninja Gremlin, then another, albeit low-ranking assassin for Shinku-san Corp. Their mission was to recover the whereabouts of Dreamweaver who had vanished without warning, untold secrets of Shinku-san Corp floating in his head. Led on a trail of seemingly endless bodies to disembowel and lives to take, the two located Wado, who as well had previously left Shinku-san Corp, but his purpose was to complete his neverending training in the deadly arts. Ninja Gremlin, touched by Wado's determination and shamed by her own slack in pursuit of the martial arts, swore a vow against The Shinku-san Corporation and to complete her own training. Chocolate Ninja was forced unfortunately to do battle against the two, and thus take the life of the only friend she seemed to form during her tenure.

Before the final blows could be struck, Wado and Ninja Gremlin inadvertantly called upon Dreamweaver adrift in the cosmos and he appeared before them. Dreamweaver was fully aware of what Chocolate Ninja intended, and explained that he, like Wado and Ninja Gremlin, was on a quest for enlightenment, and his had led him to transcend humanity itself. Because of this, he had no reason to divulge to anyone what he knew of Shinku-san Corp. Unsatisfied, yet wary of attempting to defeat her former friend, Chocolate Ninja returned to Shinku-san Corp, and reported that Ninja Gremlin, Wado, and Dreamweaver had all been killed, and there would be no need to worry about secrets being revealed. No one question Chocolate Ninja, the other valuing their reproductive organs greatly, and the truth was never told.

Inbetween missions, Chocolate Ninja enjoys mercilessly causing pain to her co-workers, taking special delight in scaring/mauling El Bandito. Rumors exist that Ninja Gremlin is still alive and friends with Chocolate Ninja, but nothing has ever been confirmed as no one wishes to wake up with their entrails covered in chocolate, sitting next to them on the bed arranged in a tasteful display.