Chopscrewy

Real Name: Charlotte "Choppy" Screwovitch

Birthday: February 2nd, 1985

First Appearance: Shinku-san Comics: Special Edition #259

Member since: 06-14-2006

Height: 4'3"

Weight: 89 lbs

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Brown

Job: Video game fanatic; Former keyboardist and sound technician for The Pan Force Five

Location: Her cold grave

Current Status: Deceased

Known Relatives: Michael Screwovitch (Father, Alive), Edna Screwovitch (Mother, alive), Loppy Screwovitch (Older Brother, alive), Sloppy Screwovitch (Older Sister, alive), Moppy Screwovitch (Younger Brother, alive), Toppy Screwovitch (Younger Sister, alive)

An altogether perfectly normal and innocent young woman, whose life was irrevocably altered when she at age 12, politely asked Ninja Gamer if she could trade Pokemon with him, having just gotten a copy of Pokemon Red for her birthday. Ninja Gamer had nothing of the same pitiable quality as she did to trade, and settled for obliterating her in a Pokemon battle, humiliating her in front of Ninja Gamer's exceptionally endowed female friends.

Left to wallow in defeat, tears of shame burning in her eyes, Charlotte Screwovitch vowed to become the absolute best at handheld video games, forsaking her perfectly normal family and lifestyle in pursuit of becoming superhumanly skilled. At one point, Chopscrewy, as she took to calling her became so good at video games that during a high scoring marathon of Tetris she dematerialized into an alternate universe for a split second and returned to her own with a 'Hedgehog Blue' Sega DS handheld video game system suddenly in her possession.

When she presumed herself the equivalent of Ninja Gamer, Chopscrewy approached him and demanded and fight. Though not his equal in the hobby, Chopscrewy managed a single victory during the battle and threw such a delicious pair of 'horns' into the air, that panheadgirl's Rock Senses tingled thus. Seizing the opportunity that had long been brooding in her mind, panheadgirl took Chopscrewy under her wing, and implored Shinku-san his blessing in creating her dream heavy metal band The Pan Force Five.

Not long after their first CD hit shelves and they began their world tour, Chopscrewy was observed to be caring little for the music, occasionally even no-showing venues to play the alternate universe games her Sega DS came with. During the tour's final show in Shushenskoye, Russia (Ironically the same country Chopscrewy's great-grandparents were born in before they traveled to America), panheadgirl insisted Chopscrewy come up on stage for the final concert and play at least one song. Chopscrewy obliged, but was so out of practice that the song was ruined and the crowd grew restless. panheadgirl, seized with rage at the childhood dream of her's shattered, swung her vintage pink guitar clear through Chopscrewy's head, to the delight of the auidence, prompting the largest scene of riot and chaos in Russia since the Mongols stopped invading.

Chopscrewy's death did not end panheadgirl's rage, and when she out of obligation attended the funeral of Chopscrewy was overcome by the sight of her parents, brothers and sisters, even moreso when they all approached panheadgirl and told her how much they appreciated her friendship with their estranged daughter. Reminded of her own family, Chopscrewy's family set further in motion panheadgirl's desire for a normal life like the one her protege once had. Beside herself with grief for taking the life of someone who what panheadgirl lost long ago, she contrived a way to contact zer0, and find out how to end her tenure at Shinku-san Corp. Without being hunted down like a wounded animal and slaughtered as she screamed her last, that is.

Chopscrewy, 1985 - 2006