Dave-san

Honourable.

The origins of Dave-san are unknown. While he was already clear and away the strongest being alive prior to the explosion that wiped out Ninjaburger at the end of the war with RUP, his time before the war is as sketchy as that of the any other member's. What is known is that Dave-san had already ascended to godhood before arriving at Ninjaburger, and that despite his prodigious skill, was still affected inevitably by the chaos that followed during the war. Dave-san was not killed by the blast, at the time being incapable of expressing injury due to his unholy powers, but was at the most, banished to an alternate universe called The Infernity, so far off the spectrum of endlessly expanding void that his exact position is unknown.

Even The Infernity cannot contain Dave-san perpetually however, and he periodically manages to reppear before the faithful of Ninjaburger, offering sage advice, accepting challenges, and slaughtering millions of unworthy in the breadth of a baby's whisper. Dave-san is weakened by prolonged exposure to our realm, as a side effect of the RUP disaster, and refuses to spend more time than is necessary to keep the current Warriors of the Ancestors on track.

Being incorporeal, and currently in another dimension, Dave-san can take the form of whatever he chooses, though it's generally either a twenty-foot tall priest with massive prayer beads draped around his neck, or a multi-headed, dust-colored serpent with one of the Eight Stones of Secret Immortality embedded in the main head.

To date, in the approximate time since Dave-san has existed (about three hours before the universe emerged), no one has bested him in honorable combat, dishonorable combat, beach bikini volleyball, or charades. The only person to even survive an entanglement with Dave-san is Dreamweaver, the only person besides Dave to have ever been bestowed by the cosmos with the sacred mauve belt of martial arts mastery.

Numerus attempts by Shinku-san and others to harness Dave-san's power for themselves in his weakened state as he appears in our realm have proved fruitless so far, though not for lack of trying. Both D.E.G.R.A.S.S.I and Shinku-san Corp have attempted such on several occasions, to no avail. The Liverpool Orbital Laser, operated by Furryjonny in the atmosphere was originally proposed as a giant energy vacuum used to crack the atomic particles that Dave-san is comprised of, and reshape them to Shinku-san's personal will.

The ancestors are constantly fortelling of when Dave-san will be back, because quite honestly, they don't have much else to do. I mean, they're ancestors. It gets boring if you don't fortell things.