Frequently Asked Questions
What's a Wiki?
Well, a wiki is a web page that multiple people can edit through their web browser. Some of them are wide open to everyone. Some require a login/password. But the gist is the same - it's easy to add content.
- Need to quickly learn how to use bold, italics, tables, and more? Check out our wiki style page!
- Start playing around with your own wiki! Click the Edit this page button either above or below!
- Create a new page (2 ways)
- First, you can type a word with SeveralCapitalLetters (or even type NewPage), which will automatically create a link to that page! A dashed underline means the page doesn't exist yet.
- Second, you can put [brackets] around any word to create a new page. For example, if you wanted a page named cars, you could just type [cars].
Aaaah... So this is like Wikipedia.
Now you're getting the hang of it!
What is Ninja Burger?
Ninja Burger was founded in 1954, and soon became the world's predominant undergound ninja-run fast food delivery service. We would be happy to tell you more about the company, but since we're ninja, we would then have to kill you.
However, we can tell you about the Web site.
The Ninja Burger Web site was developed in 1999 by the honorable Kenshiro Aette-san and Miyoko Aenomi-san in the traditions of their honorable ancestors. Their solemn mission: to defend the downtrodden, fight for the honor of Ninja Burger, and to deliver hot and fresh food to Ninja Burger's customers. Somewhere along the line it all went horribly wrong.
Ninja Burger's customer list is quite impressive, although since we respect the privacy of our clientele we cannot release any names. However, we can say that our customers include many powerful, respected, influential and important people. No questions asked.
Currently, Ninja Burger is looking forward to doing business with its One-hundred-millionth customer in the very near future (of course, Ninja Burger cannot prove this number, but are you going to argue with them?)
Maybe it could be you! Whether you are a customer or a future employee, we welcome you to the world of Ninja Burger, and hope you enjoy your visit!
Wow! That sure sounds neat, but how can I be sure you aren't just making fun of me?
You can't, that's the beauty of the internet! I'll be nice though and admit that it's a highly humorous, yet fictional fastfood chain. I know, dissappointing. Now that you've been warned, don't go to the forum and ask if NB is real.
Are the forum members really that bad?
Go find out for yourself, I promise it won't hurt.
I ordered two ninja burgers with wasabi and a large cola, but never received my order. What's the problem?
Our customer satisfaction team is enroute your location to fix the problem. We don't recommend waiting in the room with the white carpet.
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