Grey Knight

The only moderator who actually has a significant amount of technical knowledge, despite being the newest.

Birthday: December 27, 1982

First Appearance: Tales Of Fantastic Creatures #1

Member since: November 11, 2005

Job: Moderator on the Ninja Burger forum; Head of Technology at The Shinku-san Corporation

Species: Penguin Centaur

Location: Fort Greyfire, Ireland

Quote:"I'm not egotistical, I'm just really really smart."

Created NetHack: Ninja Burger Edition.

Grey Knight is an Irish penguin centaur who usually wears a kilt. Single-handedly destroyed furryjonny's Minion Pyramid Scheme without even trying after he was promoted to Moderator for his part in defeating the newt known as your desired us. Is one of the principal perpetrators of mod-editing, usually to correct certain people's abysmal grammar and/or spelling.

Can often be found in the alleyways around Shinku-san Corporation Headquarters, stabbing the face of some no-good punk who was foolish enough to utter a grammatical catastrophe like "I shouldn't of done that" within earshot.

"According to my legal team, this isn't worth the pixels it's printed on. What's more, it breaches several human-rights conventions not yet abrogated by Shinku-san Corporation's Political Lobbying Division, and therefore I can sue you for ££MEGABUCKS££. And I like the look of that shirt you're wearing too. By the time I'm finished with you, you'll have to sell small family members into slavery just to buy a loaf of stale bread and some water, which I will promptly confiscate to cover my legal costs." - Grey Knight, in reference to furryjonny's minioning contract

It should be noted that furryjonny still owns his shirt, although he has demoted himself into a position where he is unable to hire a smartass. Or even a small rock, for that matter.