The Minion Pyramid Scheme

Due to the lack of interest in creating more minions by the veteren users, there was an open market for the rather useless additions to Ninja Burger mythology. It stood to reason that someone would try to create a monopoly. furryjonny attempted to control the minion supply by immediately deciding any new user who wasn't immediately obnoxious was under his wing, while not actually supporting them in any way. The idea being that future new users would become minions to furryjonny's claimed minions and by default belong to furryjonny. Ideally any credit or aknowledgments that either the original minions or the newer generation may recieve would eventually be passed back up to furryjonny, and conversly, distancing himself at the first sign of difficulty.

This scheme was eventually utterly destroyed by Grey Knight who was made minion at an early stage, but developed higher status than furryjonny due to comparable usefulness.

The minion pyramid scheme has since been involved in an amazingly hostile takeover by The Shinku-san Corporation, especially considering that by that time it consisted of nothing what so ever in any way at all.