Ninja Burger Wiki

 

Nikkoru

Page history last edited by GreyKnight 2 yrs ago

Nikkoru

 

The Genderless One.

 

Birthday: December 13, 1986

Member since: October 01, 2004

Height: 5'3"

Weight: 115 lbs

Eyes: Black

Hair: Black

Blood Type: O+

Job: Moderator of the Ninja Burger forum; Layabout; Occasionally working in The Shinku-san Corporation's science division for advances in catgirls and nekomimi sciences; Assistant to Grey Knight; Third wave member of The Warriors of the Ancestors.

Location: A dream within a dream.

Quote:"I apologize, it's my fault for only skimming to look for my name."

 

 

Star of the non-canon book series Nikkoru no Tabi, in which Nikkoru travels the world with his enchanted talking pogo stick. It's rumoured that this version of Nikkoru will make a short guest appearance in a Shinku-san Comics series in the near future, but no details are forthcoming yet.

 

The back of Nikkoru's head is covered in pretty hair, like a girl's; but he tells us that he is a man. It's difficult to check, as he always has his back turned to everyone. He literally walks backwards so that people can't see his face. Once, Kitten Champion and Sutenki stood on opposite sides in an attempt to get a glimpse, but Nikkoru somehow managed to turn his back on both of them at the same time.

 

"So then we tried getting Chocolate Ninja and like, everyone else in the office to corner him, and see his face. But then the building started shaking and the air turned colors. As best those of us who weren't sucked into a portal of no return and jettisoned light years away into empty blackness can puzzle out, Nikkoru's face is a trans-universal gateway with such immense gravitational pull that he can't look at anything without it being vaccumed up and into what I can only presume is an abyss of consequence so great, Nikkoru has had to learn to walk, eat, live, laugh, and love backwards just to keep from dragging innocents screaming and wailing into the vortex that passes for his face." - Kitten Champion

Comments (0)

You don't have permission to comment on this page.