Ninja Gamer

One of the most senior members of the forum and undoubtedly the sexiest.

Real Name: Tails 'Miles' Mochizuki

Birthday: April 17, 1984

First Appearance: Shinku-san Comics #2

Member since: June 29, 2002

Height: 7' 10"

Weight: Normally 212 lbs, approximately 500+ lbs. when fully armed with the SNES-FANG (Shinku-san Nuclear Excessively Superpowered Full Armor Ninja Gamer)

Eyes: Black

Hair: Dark Brown

Job: Moderator of the Ninja Burger forum; Head of Security at The Shinku-san Corporation; Second wave member of The Warriors of the Ancestors

Location: In your base, killin' your dudes.

Current Status: Alive

Known Relatives: Biji-san (brother, alive)

Quote: "Ninja Gamer? He's Cool"

In the mid-1980s, Japanese scientists who were trvaleing through time came to Nintendo of America with grim news: Video games would eventually be viewed as a threat to the morality and sensitive nature of future generations, promulgated by stories of fights over newly-released machines and violence in real life instigated by messages within the games.

With this sobering information in their posession, Nintendo, Sega, Atari, Midway, MECC, and Coleco all sat down to determine the best way to confront the eventual backlash against their creations. After weeks of deliberation a simple decision was reached. One to kidnap a child, directly wire his body with impossibly destructive video-game hardware, and set him loose upon the fleeing masses when the time was right.

So doing, Tails Mochizuki was abducted from the hospital where he had just been born, and for the next ten years was harnessed with technology of every bitrate, latency, and function available. Built with the capacity to be upgraded, Mochizuki was being retrofitted in 1995 with yet the latest of video game equipment when something unexpected occured. Mochizuki gained free will. While originally designed to be unthinking and devoted only to the death of those who spoke out against video games, an errant line of code from Shinobi II awakened self-awareness in Mochizuki. Created to be unstoppable, he easily destroyed the Sega facility in which he was being tested at the time, causing te company to lose tremendous public face as millions of employees and security personnel were killed in a swathe of unstoppable power eminating from the one machine video game developers never thought to mistrust.

Mochizuki then made his way across the United States, traveling to arcades and pizza parlors that still had Contra cabinets and literally blowing away all comers at any game he chose, never once wasting a second quarter to dispatch his foes. Renamed Ninja Gamer by those that feared and secretly respected him, Mochizuki was followed cult-like during his ventures by scads of hopeful gamers and gorgeous women, upgrading his body whenever a new console came out. This continued through to 2001, when Shinku-san took notice of Ninja Gamer, and with promises of unheard-of technology to him, accepted him into the fold of the new Shinku-san Corp regime.

Having survived the war against Real Ultimate Power and remaining a bastion of near unstoppable physical acumen, Ninja Gamer is the loyal retainer to Shinku-san, never leaving his side and consistently improving his skills, most recently through tutelage under the respective Dojos of Mattitude and the Hurricave. Responsible for the utmost survival of his company, Ninja Gamer is a bioengineered force responsible for pretty much saving everyone whenever something explodes, grows tentacles, or melts the atmosphere.

Ninja Gamer, through the powers gifted to him by video game designers, is so good at video games he can beat them simply by willing them beaten. He views anyone who uses cheat codes as dishonorable, and has yet to be defeated, even by his legions of loose women who regularly give of themselves to his benevolence.

While much of the technology Ninja Gamer is powered by is... incomprehensible by mortal minds, the basics are easy to grasp. Ninja Gamer is centrally powered by a 32X system strapped to his back, with a Game Gear attached at the beltline as the main access port for all his functions. His left hand was replaced by the only known left-handed Power Glove in existence, and underneath his ninja-based attire is layered with a maze of video and audio wires that all interconnect through a Virtua Boy faceplate and visor that serves as his primary sense. Since the release of the Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii, and Playstation 3, The Shinku-san Corporation has managed to afford Ninja Gamer an optional weapons system (The SNES-FANG) where the PS3 is mounted on his right shoulder, the Xbox 360 on his left, and the Wiimote to his Power Gloved-hand, offering exponentially greater destructive capacity and pwnage of 'nublets', at the cost of mobility and fuel conservation. The SNES-FANG has yet to be put to use for the sake of the world's safety, however, as a threat large enough to warrant its use has not manifested.