Shadows_Eyes

Date of Birth: November 18 (Year unknown)

First Appearance: Shinku-san Comics #55

Member Since: February 24, 2004

Height: Indeterminate, can change shape at will

Weight: See above

Eyes: Quite shadowy

Hair: Black

Job: Being a whiny, self-loathing, sack of girl-parts

Location: The Lava Fortress of Irritating Forum Members

Known Relatives: None

Once a normal fangirl who agonized over every detail of her life as if she'd ever experienced real hardship, Tha_Shanobi eventually was overcome by feelings of regret, sorrow, and one day simply decided to end her life. Unfortunately, through the act of killing herself, she unlocked a latent ability within, granting her immortality and robbing her of her powers of normal speech and spelling.

Tha_Shanobi, losing all sense of herself and where she was, tore a stream of destruction through the Ninjaburger forums, sending entire discussions and topics toppling in a hurricane of exessive punctuation and romajii Japanese curse words. Unable to control her incredible powers and taking the name of Shadows_Eyes, The whole of the forums was powerless to stop her, the strength she posessed too strong for the forums. This was due partially to the absence of former moderator Gajin Midget, and apathy of the other three at the time, content to let her rampage in the assumption she would eventually get bored or burn herself out. Not long after, Kitten Champion, who had feuded with Shadows_Eyes before she had become nearly unstoppable, lost his right arm in a terrific swathe of power that she unleashed, crippling his ability to post, and rendering him helpless against her next wave of attack.

Kismet tipped its hand though, because at that moment Momo arrived at the forums, and Shadows_Eyes, recognizing another woman on the message board, seemed to retain some flicker of her old fangirlish self deep within, and turned from the mortally wounded Kitten Champion to Momo, in an attempt to wring sympathy from her.

Momo had none of this. As a person who'd actually lived through numerous troublesome altercations, she turned Shadows_Eyes away effortlessly, allowing Kitten Champion to escape. Momo inadvertantly unlocked the secret to Shadows_Eyes mortality through this discourage, realizing that while a man could not injure Shadows_Eyes pride while she was strengthened, a woman could. Momo broke down Shadows_Eyes defenses, eventually crippling her and sapping the power she had unlocked. Shadows_Eyes, rather than face destruction, took her opportunity to escape before Momo could report her to a moderator that could deal the finishing blow.

Shadows_Eyes, as a result, has never truly been defeated, but has not returned to the forums since her defeat at Momo's hands.