Shinku-san Corporation product line-up

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• Sutenki's Wildly Popular Coffee
• Shinku-san's Mean Lean Fat Reducing Finger Licking Machine
• Ninja-Gremlin 3-in-1 Piston-powered Dildo/Concrete Atomizer
• El Bandito Lungless Clone
• Shinku-san Corporation Ninja Burger
• Shinku-san Corporation Sumo-size Ninja Burger
• Shinku-san Corporation Ninjalicious Ninja Cola - now with foetal bits!
• Shinku-san Corporation Diet Ninjalicious Ninja Cola
• Shinku-san Corporation Ninjalicious Ninja Cola With Lemon
• Shinku-san Corporation Chocthrax Bar - the great taste of anthrax spores in a bar!
• Shinku-san Corporation Milk Chocthrax Bar
• Shinku-san Corporation White Chocthrax Bar
• Shinku-san Corporation Dark Chocthrax Bar
• Shinku-san Corporation Necronomicon Pocket Edition
• Shinku-san Corporation Real American Lungbusters Cigarettes
• Shinku-san Corporation Chocolate Digestives
• Shinku-san Corporation Classic Carbon Cloner
• Shinku-san Corporation Toblerone
• Shinku-san Corporation Cocaine Flakes
• Shinku-san Corporation Matty Fiddler's Pornflakes
• Shinku-san Corporation Matty Fiddler's Milk Chocthrax Pornflakes
• Shinku-san Corporation Twelve Inch Tampons - making menstruation fun!
• Shinku-san Corporation Lithium Umbrellas
• Shinku-san Corporation Washarific Washing Powder - cleans your clothes, burns your skin!
• Shinku-san Corporation Paperweight
• Shinku-san Corporation My First Soylent Vat - annoying siblings - it's what's for dinner!
• Shinku-san Corporation Buffalo Sauce
• Shinku-san Corporation C.H.I.C.K.E.N. Strips
• Shinku-san Corporation Canned Air
• Shinku-san Corporation Bottled Water
• Shinku-san Corporation El-proof Ass Plate
• Shinku-san Corporation 100% Organic Biscuit
• Shinku-san Corporation Krazy Kaffeine
• Shinku-san Corporation Soulburger
• Shinku-san Corporation Whoops! Apocalypse: The Sept. 11th board game
• Shinku-san Corporation SuperNanoOrganaBirthoGumbotron MkIII
• Shinku-san Corporation Super Soldier
• Shinku-san Corporation Completely Safe Oven
• Shinku-san Corporation Super Happy Fun Ball
• Shinku-san Corporation Palm Hair Remover
• Shinku-san Corporation Oleum-Flavoured Sexual Lubricant
• Shinku-san Corporation Crushed Unicorn Skulls
• Shinku-san Corporation Breast Enhancement Laser
• Shinku-san Corporation Face Hugger
• Shinku-san Corporation Kryptonite Underwear
• Shinku-san Corporation Self-Love Condom
• Shinku-san Corporation Table Tennis Ball
• Shinku-san Corporation Children Grenade Launcher
• Shinku-san Corporation DVD Burner
• Shinku-san Corporation Bottled Angry Dead Souls
• Shinku-san Corporation Combat Tie
• Shinku-san Corporation Southern-Chilled Penguin Soup - now with 70% more beak fragments!
• Shinku-san Corporation Mr. Neural Link
• Shinku-san Corporation Charring Ultra Burn Tobasco-Flavoured Toilet Paper
• Shinku-san Corporation Genetically Modified Bull Excrement
• Shinku-san Corporation Break'n'fast Foor
• Shinku-san Corporation Copytronic OfficeMate 10000
• Shinku-san Corporation Alcohol-Free Vodka
• Shinku-san Corporation I Can't Believe It's Not Morphine
• Shinku-san Corporation Dehydrated Minion - just add water!
• Shinku-san Corporation Nutri-Sludge
• Shinku-san Corporation Brand Cure For The Common Cold
• Shinku-san Corporation Delicious Baked Goods
• How to Win Friends through the Influence of Fear and Death by Dave-san
• Going to Wok with Dave-san by Dave-san
• Nikkoru no Tabi book series
• Somebody set up us the Ninja Burger Forum! edited by Grey Knight (download)
• The Emminently Quotable Ninja Burger (in three volumes)
• Threads of Doom
• Why I'm Better Than You by Shinku-san (with foreword by Princess Diana's reanimated corpse)
• Seriously, I’m Better Than You by Shinku-san
• The Secret to Giving Me All Your Money by Shinku-san
• How to Make Sure I’m Left in Your Parent's Will by Shinku-san (with gorgeous eight-page photo layout of Shinku himself shaking down elderly people and small children)
• We Don't Really Talk Like That by Shinku-san
• All Shinku-san Comics product lines