Weswolf

Real Name: Wesley Wolfenfaust

Birthday: June 11th, 1984

First Appearance: Shinku-san Comics #88

Member since: May 20th, 2003

Height: 5' 5"

Weight: 201 lbs.

Eyes: Hazel

Hair: Light brown

Job: Wholesale; Highly trained secret agent for DEGRASSI

Location: Earth

Current Status: Alive

Known Relatives: Natural mother (name unknown, deceased), Adopted mother and father (names unknown, deceased)

Quote:"One thing I've learned is never mix vodka and snack cakes. It speeds up the vomiting process."

Born during the last years of Germany's division, Wesley Wolfenfaust was orphaned at birth by his mother, a Gypsy tambourine player, shortly before she was killed. Rescued from drowning in a nearby river by a kindly old couple, Wesley grew into a fairly normal young man, and after high school, obtained a job working a steel press. Not a month into the job however, a female co-worker wandered to close to one of those large pounding devices you always see heroes trapped on in the movies, a Wesley rushed to push her out of the way only to be crushed himself.

Or so it would have seemed, but Wesley emerged from the press unharmed. He discovered through some contrivance that he could absorb the impact of severe force with no damage to himself. Fueled by a sense of purpose in an otherwise dull existence, Wesley quit his job and took a position with a burgeoning militant German organization. There, he became adept at the use, assemblage, and repair of countless varieties of firearms and time and again led his fellows from certain death situations, throwing himself in front of bullets or using himself as a shield jumping out of tall buildings. His abilities did not go unnoticed however, and shortly after leading a succesful raid on a sattelite Shinku-san Corporation plant in Drseden, was kidnapped by DEGRASSI agents and dragged to Calgary, Alberta Canada.

Rechristened 'Weswolf', the young freedom fighter was given two choices: One, agree to work for D.E.G.R.A.S.S.I and be subjected to tests and experiments inbetween covert missions under their banner, or two, wind up dead in a ditch with pages from a Mordecai Richler novel stuffed down his throat. Weswolf chose to work for the syndicate, and numerous tests were conducted to determine the limits of his impact absorption powers, and how they came to be.

Approximately two years after joining DEGRASSI Weswolf was handpicked along with two other agents for a mission of utmost importance. The Shinku-san Corporation's Moscow outpost had just completed work on a microchip that could be embedded under the human dermis for utmost loyalty when desired. Weswolf was to be the commanding operative, with Monsignor Cheezy (M-Cheezy), whose powers derived from the unholy Cult of Cheeze, and Biji Mochizuki (Biji-san), later revealed to be the long-lost brother of Shinku-san Corp's second in command Ninja Gamer.

The three managed to secure the microchip and one of the scientists working on the project, despite inadvertantly setting off the alarms and being trapped on the topmost floor of the Moscow outpost. In a panic, M-Cheezy shot the scientist (who was eventually discovered to be Amy, the long-deceased Gajin Midget's widow), and Biji-san, horrified by the act, swore to get even for the taking of any human lives, a code Biji-san lived strictly by. As the two began to struggle, Weswolf pulled them through a window and used his body to blunt their impact to the ground below. shortly before Shinku-san agents burst in with guns blazing.

Though the microchip was succesfully stolen, the former friendship between Biji-san and M-Cheezy disintegrated, and let to the unfavorable outcome of the Super B Project. Weswolf has since worked alone on most of his missions, refusing to take any subordinates from then out. Despite generous offers and death threats from other companies, Weswolf remains a top-ranking agent of DEGRASSI and all-around decent hearted fellow who just happens to be able to take apart and rebuild an entire RPG launcher in less than a minute, in total darkness while being orally stimulated by the finest Canadian hookers.