furryjonny

Either a furry English monster, a grafted-on extra penis, or a lobotomized human paperweight, depending on who you listen to. Possibly all three.

Real Name: Jonathan Laurence Jebediah Ares Billomy Firbank

Birthday: February 23, 1990

Member since: August 2, 2005

Height: 5'7

Weight: 10 stone-ish

Eyes: Dark Brown

Hair: As straight and long as it is possible to be without making any referance to a sodding penis. Also blonde.

Job: A paperweight for the ever-ingenious Shinku-san and the writer of Manga Club, a stillborn webcomic.

Location: Who's asking?

Quote:"I would god-mod much better than you god-mod."

Acquired his current form after being doused with toxic chemicals in the cheering section of a Manchester United home game, turning him into three triametrically opposing yet equal beings; a large bearlike monster, an secondary grafted penis, and a drooling fleshlike paperweight.

furryjonny is an elitist social climber, so it is a shame he hasn't aspired to anywhere that could possibly be classed as "elite". He made up for it by administrating a dead forum for a dead webcomic and whining when not included. The insignificant, but annoying Minion Pyramid Scheme was his fault. Also El Bandito's second penis, possibly due to some sort of fusion accident incident assault.

furryjonny is also the only member of Shinku-san Corp. qualified to operate the Liverpool Orbital Laser that hangs in the Earth's atmosphere, and is credited with the destruction of Space Hitler and his bride.